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And here are snappy answers to stereotypical questions:

Why’d you become a copywriter?

I’m too anxious for stand up comedy and too adhd for accounting

Can you write good?

I just write down my thoughts and the rest is gravy

Have you made anything I’ve seen?

If you’ve seen my work, you should prob talk to your doctor about stress sweat

Are you scared of ai stealing your job?

Nah, someone's gotta eat the leftover pastries from client meetings

You think I could do that???

Anyone can do this stuff. Just not like me <3