Hmu if you’re interested in working together

NoahLWehr@gmail.com

210-232-6611

And here are snappy answers to stereotypical questions:

How’d you become a copywriter?

I’m too anxious for stand up comedy and too adhd for accounting

Can you write good?

I just write down my thoughts and the rest is gravy

Have you made anything I’ve seen?

Yeah if the algorithm thinks you’re a stressed out woman between 18-40

Are you scared of ai stealing your job?

Nah someone’s gotta eat the leftover client pastries

You think I could do that???

Anyone can do this stuff. Just not like me <3